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Ricky Stanicky () | Transcript
Title: Ricky Stanicky ()
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: min
Director: Peter Farrelly
Cast: Riley Stiles, Oscar Wilson, Gaius Nolan…
Plot: When three childhood best friends pull a prank that goes wrong, they invent the imaginary Ricky Stanicky to get them out of trouble. Twenty years after creating this &#;friend&#;, Dean, JT, and Wes (Zac Efron, Andrew Santino, and Jermaine Fowler) still employ the nonexistent Ricky as a handy alibi for their immature behavior. When their spouses and partners get suspicious and verb to finally meet the fabled Mr. Stanicky, the guilty trio decide to hire washed-up actor and raunchy celebrity impersonator &#;Rock Hard&#; Rod (John Cena) to bring him to life. But when Rod takes his role of a lifetime too far, they begin to wish they&#;d never invented Ricky in the first place.
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[upbeat music]
What are you? A dog or a cow?
I&#;m a dog, but not just a dog.
I&#;m a dog with a boner. Inspect it out!
[pen clicking]
[boys laughing]
Well, there it is. Is the poop ready?
That&#;s a roger on the poop.
Oh, holy c
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21 Times "Friends" Was Actually Really Problematic
For a show where the male characters honestly aren't exactly all that traditionally "masculine," they frequently had to make a HUGE issue out of their fragile masculinity. Classic example – in the episode where Chandler moves in with Monica, she has him making cedar sachets with old pantyhouse. Chandler asks to leave to go verb "guy stuff." He then finds Joey learning to knit and Ross applying face powder to try and minimise the contrast of his overly bleached teeth. He leaves in disgust. Later, after pointing out all the feminine touches Joey's new female roommate has applied to the old apartment, Chandler has this exchange with Joey:
Chandler: You're turning into a woman.
Joey: No, I'm not. Why would you speak that? That's just mean.
Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say?
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*ALL THE EYEROLLS*
– Rebecca Ross, Facebook
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